Master Card Wedding
>
> You got to love this guy....This is about a recent wedding that took place.
> It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>
> After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
> a microphone to talk to the crowd.
>
> He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> distances, to support them at their wedding.
>
> He especially wanted to thank the Brides' family, and to thank his
> new Father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>
> As a token of his appreciation, he said that he wanted to give
> everyone a special gift, just from him.
>
> So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
> party, was an envelope.
>
> He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
>
> Inside each manila envelope, was an 8 X 10 glossy of his bride
> having sex with the best man.
>
> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier, and had hired
> a private detect ive to tail them.
>
> He stood there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes.
>
> He turned to the Best Man and said, "F--- You!" Then he turned to
> his Bride and said, "F--- You!"
>
> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm Outta Here."
>
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
>
> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
> finding our about the affair, this guy goes through with the
> charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>
His revenge -- Make the Bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> guest wedding and reception.
>
> Best of all, trashing the Bride's and Best Man's reputations in
> front of 300 friends and family members.
>
> This guy has the balls the size of church bells.
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500
>
> The look on everyone's fac e when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
> Bride humping the Best Man: PRICELESS.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
>
> You got to love this guy....This is about a recent wedding that took place.
> It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>
> After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
> a microphone to talk to the crowd.
>
> He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> distances, to support them at their wedding.
>
> He especially wanted to thank the Brides' family, and to thank his
> new Father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>
> As a token of his appreciation, he said that he wanted to give
> everyone a special gift, just from him.
>
> So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
> party, was an envelope.
>
> He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
>
> Inside each manila envelope, was an 8 X 10 glossy of his bride
> having sex with the best man.
>
> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier, and had hired
> a private detect ive to tail them.
>
> He stood there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes.
>
> He turned to the Best Man and said, "F--- You!" Then he turned to
> his Bride and said, "F--- You!"
>
> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm Outta Here."
>
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
>
> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
> finding our about the affair, this guy goes through with the
> charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>
His revenge -- Make the Bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> guest wedding and reception.
>
> Best of all, trashing the Bride's and Best Man's reputations in
> front of 300 friends and family members.
>
> This guy has the balls the size of church bells.
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500
>
> The look on everyone's fac e when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
> Bride humping the Best Man: PRICELESS.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
