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Seriously, just watched South park and, maybe i should stop watchin it but is it true that you can get high off the stuff? Im gonna be really pissed i let a cat piss in my face for nothin. HA Tried callin BA and askin him but he dont answer. They made a song and movie about it, gotta be some truth to it....right?
 

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Ok, South Park is over, and supposidly from what BA was tellin me before it came on, this has been around for a while. So i ask a serious question, do people get high off of cat pee, who out there has "Cheesed" before? Thats what they call it is Cheesing. Man i sound retarded.

Edited to say. I wont gain any reputation points off this thread. And that i cant wait to see the cartoons you guys use to make fun of me on this one.
 

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So it IS true. HA, i didnt sound as stupid as i thought.

Who was the first dumb mother%^*&($ to sniff cat pee to get high? What kind of jerk weed would do that. I wont do it cause all the barn cats are MEAN, they are used to fightin off ra***** and opossums so its out of the question for me to try.

Your kiddin me, i cant even spell racoon, racoooon, lets see if that works

OK, 2nd time editing but why did it let me spell racoon there but it censored it in the first paragraph?
 

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People STILL do it?? I never heard of it before till tonight. Where the hell have i been.
 

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D8,

You ever went into an "animal hoarder's" house? :eek:

A dozen dogs and twenty cats crammed into a 1,100 sq ft house, wall to wall urine and it's 3 ft up the walls, the smell out the front door will make most people puke, you go in there and it's worse, you're light-headed for 30 mins and have sinus trouble for hrs.
 

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I have been in plenty of houses like that, i live in the hills of MO with what most call ******** and white trash. I never stayed in there to the point i got high and wanted to stay there to get high off the fumes again. This is just amazin to me.
 

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Wayne,

I'm a born *******, thing is the people (I knew) let their cats/dogs (perhaps SHEEP?) outside to relieve themselves, they live out in the boonies and don't care who knows how many animals they have.

Flip side is city, too many eyes around, animal hoarders keep what they got inside so nobody calls 5-O, and by the time someone does, you have a house that isn't worth living in, condemned by HD. The owners can clean up poo but the urine is not so easy, occupants get sick, over time it is hard to breathe. Yes, merely being in there 10 mins is bad.
 

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I know the ammonia smell is strong but WOW. Has anyone else seen the new episode of South Park? If the lady i see as im trippin really does look like that....i might get a cat or 2. How come im just now hearin about this? Must not be all that good as the poor bastards around here would love a cheap high like that, if anybody else around here seen tonights south park i will know, they will surely be walkin around from now on with urine on their face and a cat under their arm, wont be hard to tell they watched the same show i did.
 

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They showed that again? Jeez, that's got to be the fourth or fifth time that cat spinkling episode's been on....

Yeah, ok... where HAVE you been?

And BTW, if you DO try it, we want video!
 

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getting high

Just about any time you replace the oxygen in your breathing air with some other substance you will get some kind of buzz, just before you pass out or kill your self, frankly I hate the smell of cat piss enough that no matter how great a high you got I wouldn't try it, my crazy mother-in-law had 7 cats and three dogs in her house in Ca. when we moved her out we had to strip all the carpet and steam clean the concrete floors, then they had to use some special high dollar paint sealer to trap the smell in that walls before you could breath in there, I don't know how people can live like that, now that she's out here i stay on top of her to keep the house cleaner,plus she doesn't have as many cats,if I had my way she wouldn't have any, they are constantly pissing in my barn,I have a dirt floor under my street rod project and the stupid cats use it as a toilet, then they chase each other around and scratch the hell out of the paint on my half-track, one or two cats to help keep the mice down is fine any more and they become a problem, stick to beer it doesn't stink nearly as much!
 

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Well, I haven't a clue what ingredient in cat pee would get you high - but I'll gladly remain unaware and inexperienced. My guess is that if you are already messed up enough to try it, you're already living in an alternate reality anyway.

But the story reminds me of a situation I remember from the 60s. At the time I lived in a bad part of L.A., and druggies were everywhere. There was this character named Eddie who was a friend of a friend, and he was always looking for something that he could get high on. ANYTHING he could get high on. And of course, there were always rumors about new highs. Banana peels, extract of cabbage hearts, catnip, etc. Some of them might have been true, but I suspect most fell into the realm of urban legends. But Eddie tried them all. And of course, his eagerness and gullibility inspired people to make up stuff. Sometimes someone would tell him that a particular plant in someone's garden was planted there for it's drug value, and you could pretty much count of seeing that plant disappear within a night or two. I'd say that it's amazing that his experimentation didn't kill him - but for all I know it might have.

However, to the best of my knowledge Eddie never tried snorting cat pee. The rest of us would have died laughing if he had.
 

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As a flooring installer I unfortunately get to remove many ,many different types
of aromatic substances that are contained in the carpets of peoples homes.
I cannot truly say that i have gotten high,but I have puked on MANY occasions.

Any carpet installer can tell you that burning a carpet seam involves high
temperatures.Sometimes up to 400 f.
Seaming new carpet to old carpet is the FRIGGIN WORST experience on any
job.

Whats is worse than cat piss soaked carpet??




COOKING IT!!!!!!

No more please,thank you very much!

Some folks just don't get it.


Oh yeah,.
Don't even get me started about the crackhead with the goats in her house!!!
A LOT MORE MONEY FOR ME, but DAMN!!!


:mad: :eek:
 

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You want a video if i do it? I know when i drink i am funny as hell but easily pissed off, cant imagine bein hopped up on cat pee, man that just sounds like im livin up to my title.....hopped up on cat pee. That tickles me everytime i say it. Kinda like sayin ....Diahreah, ya just gotta laugh, ya know?

Diahreah......hopped up on cat piss. HA
 

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I confess, I was once a "spelling bee nerd" and I deliberately failed so I wouldn't have to go state championship, those people CREEPED ME OUT! :eek: I don't care how you spell it, at least I can understand you.

Around here it's the kids from rural schools who can read and write very well, the "big city" kids are failing and it's front page news, it's the lazy teachers that failed them, after meeting those drug-induced morons, makes me sick to think how many kids they screw up. The movie "Idiocracy" should be required viewing, those that have seen it, tell me we're not headed that SAME direction.
 

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I thought they were making it up but apparently its real , they concentrate, dry and smoke the cat urine , but I guess the graphic of the cat pissing in your face is more entertaining , here is a vid clip of some dumbasses killing brain cells http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvFfyeSXyX8

I have heard of the guys getting high on goat farts , the **** stupid people will do never ceases to amaze me
 
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