[Patriot]

Doing the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million plus,
whatever he spent on her while married to her!

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year
relationship (and having been married, we all know THAT doesn't
happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per boinking, not
counting attorney's fees, court costs and the incidental costs
of being married to her.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges
$4,000 an hour. And that's Crazy, right? But... get this!
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've
paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

PLUS!!! Value-added benefits are:

A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a
headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you,
no bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the
next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with
no legal fees.

NOW, is it just me, or is this the kind of math they should be
teaching in our schools?

 

[phalanx]

Fox had a thing where they were exploring why men over 40 do not get married .
I guess this is about the same thing Fox came up with.
Divorce Courts stack the deck against the man ,some of them live in near poverty paying child support and sometimes alimony.
If they are lucky they see their kids twice a Month ,where the kids come to a low rent apartment and Daddy is lucky to be able to take them to a movie.
Ex wife remarries a Doctor or something like that , lives like a Queen and the guy is still paying the same amounts.
Basically his child support goes to her new Corvette payment ,his alimony pays for her spa.
His kids hate going to see him anymore because new Daddy just bought them a horse.
Plus he is paying the kids medical insurance , and he has a hard time finding a girlfriend because he is broke.
He tells his lawyer about it all ,and is told the money he pays her is a court order ,and if he doesn't pay it he will go to jail.
Then the Lawyer says, this is an outrage ,the only way we can change this is take her back to court ,my retainer is $2,500.00 ,but Judges seldom lower this.
He thinks to himself ,MF ,if i had $2,500.00 i would buy some food ,some beer ,and a hooker!

Then one day when you are sitting in a dentist office waiting 4 hours to be seen ,reading all the womans magazines with all the articles written by women saying that men just want one thing when they turn forty ,they keep you around and wont get married. DDUUUUHHHH

 

[slowfire]

the big thing that I never could understand.....and still don't to this day, is why in the hell would anyone with some fame or stardom does get married?


for pete's sake, it's not they have to work at getting some babe to screw them, like the rest of us ordinary men......., all they have to saying, "lets go to my place and ****", and before you can say chimmychunga, they are boinking their brains out with some star struck bimbo.

 

[phalanx]

Sometimes Stars do that for financial reasons . Like McCartney ,it made him an American Citizen with Linda . After that i have no clue why.

 

[Ouchman]

Not the smartest Beatle in the dung heap.

 

[ICBlackjohn]

So why do "They" want to have the right to get married??? .... I say sure !
wait until they face divorce court ..the lawers will give them a discount , 10 cents off Vaseline back in the closit.

 

[1RHINO]

Having gone through this myself, the reason divorces cost so much is because they are worth it

 

[rugman59]

Just one more good reason not to get married again!

Works for me!