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Divorce Math

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Doing the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million plus,
whatever he spent on her while married to her!

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year
relationship (and having been married, we all know THAT doesn't
happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per boinking, not
counting attorney's fees, court costs and the incidental costs
of being married to her.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges
$4,000 an hour. And that's Crazy, right? But... get this!
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've
paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

PLUS!!! Value-added benefits are:

A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a
headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you,
no bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the
next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with
no legal fees.

NOW, is it just me, or is this the kind of math they should be
teaching in our schools?
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Just one more good reason not to get married again!

Works for me!:D:D
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