In the end, those who felt the "need" to make better choices for the rest of us should be told that they have a choice between going to the gallows, or being fed chocolate cake. But WE get to "make the BETTER choice" for THEM for once.
This time around, perhaps we should refer to it as "The War of Progressive Aggression"?
"We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union." -Lone Watie