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In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a *******.

Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was the same.

I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair. But it's a wheelchair!!

That means, of course, besides being a ******* , I'm also disabled!!!

I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be a ******* and disabled.'

'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me. I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.

Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend.

Oh, my God..... ******* , disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive! !!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, noooooo .. I' m bald!!!

The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, 'Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap... Any job.'

Mom? . Dad? ... Nooooooooo .. . Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are , disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan.

But he doesn't get it.

Frustrated, I hang up.

It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!

With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.

I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker... . Pacemaker???

Besides being disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, 'Sweetiepie, my love, my little heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote for in the Primary? Hillary or Obama???

Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a disabled, one armed, drug addicted, on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please, oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a Democrat!!

· PhD in Over-Engineering
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Oh, man! Thanks for the laugh of the day. That's just too good! :D

· Registered
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LMAO ive seen it before but its still funny :)

· Registered
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Yes still funny.
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