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Mentally Disturbed Texas Man Killed In BATF Raid.
Associated Press 6/21/2006
By Staff Writer: Storm Van Brook
A Texas man was shot and killed in his garage when reports from neighbors alerted police that a resident was pointing his AK47 machine-gun assault weapon in an aggressive manner as he was cleaning his weapon in his garage. Brian "57Strat" Jackson was pronounced dead on the scene after agents from the BATF raided his home in attempts to nurture, hug and calm Mr. Jackson. When police and ATF agents arrived on the scene, Jackson was in his garage cleaning his AK47 machine gun assault rifle. The deadly AK47 is capable of killing schoolyards of children in seconds, and is used by many of the world's armies. The AK47 is responsible for killing thousands of Americans in Vietnam and Iraq and is the common weapon of choice for the world's terrorist groups.
"When we arrived, Mr. Jackson was in his garage watching a show about Nazis on the History Channel, and had a disassembled AK47 pointing in our direction in a threatening manner", said Agent Blockhead of the BATF. "That's when Jackson unfolded the menacing bayonet on his AK47 and made a bonsai charge towards us. We had no choice but to open fire. It was him or us." Blockhead said. Agents later determined that what they thought was a bayonet, was actually a cleaning rod. "Plenty of people have been killed with cleaning rods too!!", said Agent Blockhead.
After the gunfire ceased, thousands of empty cases lay in boxes around Jackson's garage reloading bench. Agents are still trying to figure out how Jackson fired all those thousands of rounds at Agents during the raid and did not hit anyone. BATF Agents suspect an illegal silencer was used by Jackson and that he must have been on drugs to have missed hitting Agents all those times. Jackson's home and cars were seized for suspected drug trafficking.
"We were really lucky today. It was our training that saved us. It may never be solved how Jackson was able to make all of his empty cases eject from his AK47 automatic machinegun assault weapon into neatly placed boxes as he fired at agents. It's a testament to the determination of the criminal mind.", said Blockhead.
During the raid, Jackson's home was searched and dozens of military automatic weapons marked "Property of US Government" as well as thousands of rounds of military full-metal-jacket-armor-piercing-cop-killer-child-killing-can-go-through-an-engine-block-hollow-point-dumb_dumb-kill-killing ammunition was found. Investigations are pending on how Jackson acquired stolen Government property. Agents said Jackson's compound was "filled with more weapons than what most small countries have", said Blockhead. Over 50 automatic weapons were found inside Jackson's home that could "easily be illegal with the right tools", said Blockhead. Blockhead pulled out a hacksaw from a toolbox and in minutes, sawed the barrel off of one of Jackson's rifles. "I've just converted this gun to an illegal short barrel rifle and it only took a minute. Jackson had over 50 potentially illegal weapons here. Thank God they are now off the street!", Blockhead exclaimed. There was also an attack cat inside the house, which was killed by Agents in the raid.
Jackson was incredibly handsome & well liked according to one neighbor. "We always felt safe in our neighborhood with Brian next door. I just can't understand it. We loved Brain like he was our own family.", said a neighbor. Another neighbor had observed Jackson often cleaning his guns in his garage, and thought that Jackson was a danger to society. "Why does anyone need guns like that? He even had some kind of belt-fed machine-gun made to shoot down the space shuttle or something. The world is better off without that nut-case! I couldn't even wash my Prius or drink a latte' on my porch without being in fear of that maniac shooting me by accident while he was cleaning his guns!", said the neighbor.
Jackson's fianc? was arrested in the raid and is being held on charges of possession of an illegal unregistered attack cat.
Mentally Disturbed Texas Man Killed In BATF Raid.
Associated Press 6/21/2006
By Staff Writer: Storm Van Brook
A Texas man was shot and killed in his garage when reports from neighbors alerted police that a resident was pointing his AK47 machine-gun assault weapon in an aggressive manner as he was cleaning his weapon in his garage. Brian "57Strat" Jackson was pronounced dead on the scene after agents from the BATF raided his home in attempts to nurture, hug and calm Mr. Jackson. When police and ATF agents arrived on the scene, Jackson was in his garage cleaning his AK47 machine gun assault rifle. The deadly AK47 is capable of killing schoolyards of children in seconds, and is used by many of the world's armies. The AK47 is responsible for killing thousands of Americans in Vietnam and Iraq and is the common weapon of choice for the world's terrorist groups.
"When we arrived, Mr. Jackson was in his garage watching a show about Nazis on the History Channel, and had a disassembled AK47 pointing in our direction in a threatening manner", said Agent Blockhead of the BATF. "That's when Jackson unfolded the menacing bayonet on his AK47 and made a bonsai charge towards us. We had no choice but to open fire. It was him or us." Blockhead said. Agents later determined that what they thought was a bayonet, was actually a cleaning rod. "Plenty of people have been killed with cleaning rods too!!", said Agent Blockhead.
After the gunfire ceased, thousands of empty cases lay in boxes around Jackson's garage reloading bench. Agents are still trying to figure out how Jackson fired all those thousands of rounds at Agents during the raid and did not hit anyone. BATF Agents suspect an illegal silencer was used by Jackson and that he must have been on drugs to have missed hitting Agents all those times. Jackson's home and cars were seized for suspected drug trafficking.
"We were really lucky today. It was our training that saved us. It may never be solved how Jackson was able to make all of his empty cases eject from his AK47 automatic machinegun assault weapon into neatly placed boxes as he fired at agents. It's a testament to the determination of the criminal mind.", said Blockhead.
During the raid, Jackson's home was searched and dozens of military automatic weapons marked "Property of US Government" as well as thousands of rounds of military full-metal-jacket-armor-piercing-cop-killer-child-killing-can-go-through-an-engine-block-hollow-point-dumb_dumb-kill-killing ammunition was found. Investigations are pending on how Jackson acquired stolen Government property. Agents said Jackson's compound was "filled with more weapons than what most small countries have", said Blockhead. Over 50 automatic weapons were found inside Jackson's home that could "easily be illegal with the right tools", said Blockhead. Blockhead pulled out a hacksaw from a toolbox and in minutes, sawed the barrel off of one of Jackson's rifles. "I've just converted this gun to an illegal short barrel rifle and it only took a minute. Jackson had over 50 potentially illegal weapons here. Thank God they are now off the street!", Blockhead exclaimed. There was also an attack cat inside the house, which was killed by Agents in the raid.
Jackson was incredibly handsome & well liked according to one neighbor. "We always felt safe in our neighborhood with Brian next door. I just can't understand it. We loved Brain like he was our own family.", said a neighbor. Another neighbor had observed Jackson often cleaning his guns in his garage, and thought that Jackson was a danger to society. "Why does anyone need guns like that? He even had some kind of belt-fed machine-gun made to shoot down the space shuttle or something. The world is better off without that nut-case! I couldn't even wash my Prius or drink a latte' on my porch without being in fear of that maniac shooting me by accident while he was cleaning his guns!", said the neighbor.
Jackson's fianc? was arrested in the raid and is being held on charges of possession of an illegal unregistered attack cat.