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On the lighter side,,, an e-mail from the wife,,,
I recently picked
a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking
him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke
tobacco, or drink scotch, beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm
not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye
steaks and barbecued ribs?
" I said, "No, my former doctor said
that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
Do you spend a lot of time
in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, o r bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive
fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
No," I said.
He looked
at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a ****?"
I recently picked
a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking
him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke
tobacco, or drink scotch, beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm
not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye
steaks and barbecued ribs?
" I said, "No, my former doctor said
that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
Do you spend a lot of time
in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, o r bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive
fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
No," I said.
He looked
at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a ****?"
