Police Dept. Voice Mail
Someone sent me this - thought I'd share it with you. Most SHOULD find this humorous and amusing 
http://home.wi.rr.com/tlcguns/Police Department Answering Machine.wmv
http://home.wi.rr.com/tlcguns/Police Department Answering Machine.wmv
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That was all so true ! Made me laugh
Thanks Goose
Thanks Goose
What number do you press to get the lazy fatass cop out of the IHOP and back to work after his two hour lunch.
In my lovely hometown, the cops go on TV to announce when they will stop arresting shoplifters and car prowlers because the jail is full, they also do this for the Christmas shopping season.
Last year they arrested a woman with 500 sets of false ID and over 100K in stolen checks and property, she was out in six months. LAST month, they arrested her with 1500 sets of fake ID and hundreds of stolen and forged checks, meth and tens of thousands in cash. Wonder what she will do to get 90 days next time?
The fastest way to insure their is no police response, report gunfire. The fastest way to get a response? Report a naked woman. No kidding. Drunk naked woman down at my buddies bar got SEVEN officers. Woman getting beat to a pulp and hospitalized by ex-husband in April? They met her at the hospital three hours later.
Oh yeah, they beat a retard to death in a Quickie Mart parking lot in April. According to witnesses he was standing there drinking a Coke. They can't seem to find the security tapes and said he was a "robbery suspect". They charged his corpse with assault to an officer.
He was a janitor, the guy in the store said he was always friendly and smiling and stopped in every night after work for a fountain soda and a snack. It was his reward for a good job.
I don't want as cop to do my job, raise my kid or fix my life. I'd love for one to do his own damned job sometime. Rant off, sorry it just is not funny when you are living in a town patroled by lazy dead weight with badges who collect 50K a year for harassing speeders and not much else.
In my lovely hometown, the cops go on TV to announce when they will stop arresting shoplifters and car prowlers because the jail is full, they also do this for the Christmas shopping season.
Last year they arrested a woman with 500 sets of false ID and over 100K in stolen checks and property, she was out in six months. LAST month, they arrested her with 1500 sets of fake ID and hundreds of stolen and forged checks, meth and tens of thousands in cash. Wonder what she will do to get 90 days next time?
The fastest way to insure their is no police response, report gunfire. The fastest way to get a response? Report a naked woman. No kidding. Drunk naked woman down at my buddies bar got SEVEN officers. Woman getting beat to a pulp and hospitalized by ex-husband in April? They met her at the hospital three hours later.
Oh yeah, they beat a retard to death in a Quickie Mart parking lot in April. According to witnesses he was standing there drinking a Coke. They can't seem to find the security tapes and said he was a "robbery suspect". They charged his corpse with assault to an officer.
He was a janitor, the guy in the store said he was always friendly and smiling and stopped in every night after work for a fountain soda and a snack. It was his reward for a good job.
I don't want as cop to do my job, raise my kid or fix my life. I'd love for one to do his own damned job sometime. Rant off, sorry it just is not funny when you are living in a town patroled by lazy dead weight with badges who collect 50K a year for harassing speeders and not much else.
Ha 213! Thats all, childs play.... Mayors would kill to only have 213 here in B-more! A good year for us is under 300!!! We beat out DC this year for the title of second worst large city in the country....after Detriot...which almost no one can touch...but we try our best!
Maybe one day if they let the law abiding citizens carry guns, we will have a saver city... Ha, I know, one day Hell will freeze over too!
Maybe one day if they let the law abiding citizens carry guns, we will have a saver city... Ha, I know, one day Hell will freeze over too!
Cpt_Kirks said:
Well, those are larger cities (I think).
Also, IIRC there has only been one TV show that takes place in Baltimore in recent history. Remember the name of the show?
And we CAN carry legally.
BTW, the number went up again. A Gentleman in the hood decided to run over his bi-otch. About six times...road kill!
Being Memphis, we will probably have about 20 shootings with at least 5 homicides today, while W and friend are at Graceland. That should get us in the world news!
Also, IIRC there has only been one TV show that takes place in Baltimore in recent history. Remember the name of the show?
And we CAN carry legally.
BTW, the number went up again. A Gentleman in the hood decided to run over his bi-otch. About six times...road kill!
Being Memphis, we will probably have about 20 shootings with at least 5 homicides today, while W and friend are at Graceland. That should get us in the world news!
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