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Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs

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The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.




As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.





One day as she arrived at
the mine with the lunch,

she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began

calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.








'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer.

Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,

'Hello! Is anyone down there?'


Just as she was about to give up all

hope,

she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing . . ...




'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!'




Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed,

'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...
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:D,,, There are a whole bunch of Dopey MF'ers out there!

There are so many Sheep in this country,, If we were to shear them all,, we could extract the lanolin from the wool and process it into fuel,,, enough to supply our energy needs forever.
Then throw them in a big pot and boil the fat out of them to lube the engines.:eek:

Naw,,, you put em back out in the field to graze,, let em grow more wool. They could be a re-newable energy source. :rolleyes:
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