[Roc Rat]

Another E-mail from the wife,,,,

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight
started....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

My wife asked,' Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started.....

 

[Dan @ Angola Armory]

Another Playboy subscriber!
Dan

 

[2ndamndmnt]

i woke up this morning, kissed the ol' lady on the cheek , and said "good mornin",......... thats when the fight started.

 

[TARGSHOOT]

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