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"Why is it you are a hero if you go to the animal shelter to pick out a new pet, but if you go to the women's shelter to pick out a new girlfriend everyone loses their mind?" (author unknown)

And heaven help you if you ask whether or not she has been neutered and if her distemper shots are current! :eek:
 

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Why is it you're a hero if you stop a felony with an "unregistered" (or whatever 'inappropriate') firearm, but you're a criminal if you carry a firearm in a "No Firearms" unarmed victim zone to protect yourself and your loved ones?

Carry On!
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Why is it you are the hero when you take someone's fugly sister to a mixer, and then the bad guy when you play long enough to score?
 

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Why is it your the hero of the party on Saturday night bar hopping with freinds, but your a ******* blowing chow in some stranger's convertible, some ladies purse, or on an officer's shoes.......?
 

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Why would you want to score with the fugly sister? :rofl:
And you call yourself prior service! Drop and give yourself 20 mister! As if you have never gone bar hopping in a town off post.

You forgot the cardinal rule of "go ugly early" to ensure you do not wake up with coyote ugly or double coyote ugly.:eek:
 
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