If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, then go from us in peace We ask not your councils or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
-- A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.